THE CAT CAME BACK; THE CAT'S ATTITUDES HAVE NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH MY OWN EMPLOYMENT SITUATION; CAT PUTS THE "FUN" IN "FUNEMPLOYED"

CAT IS LITERALLY FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE

THE AMAZING LITERAL CAT

I'M ALL FOR MAKING NEW FRIENDS, CAT, BUT SOME THINGS ARE A LITTLE WEIRD EVEN FOR YOU

CAT AND THE MYSTERY OF THE LOST YOLO

ALTERNATE CAT

Because personally, I think this strip might work better without any dialogue whatsoever. 

A CUPPA YOLO

YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING

ONCE AGAIN, CAT DEFIES THE EXPECTATIONS OF "THE MAN"

ANSWER THE PHONE, CAT

GOOD GRIEF, CAT, IS THIS GOING TO BE A RETURNING SEGMENT?

CAT DID YOU STEAL THE PUNCHLINE FROM ANOTHER COMIC YOU KNOW THAT'S JUST RUDE RIGHT

Context: there used to be a comic published in The Muse by a guy named Jeff and one time we met at a newspaper conference and switched punchlines. 

WELL CAT IF YOU SPENT SO LONG AWAY THEN I GUESS I'M GLAD YOU GATHERED SOME WISDOM OUT OF THE DEAL