CAT DID YOU STEAL THE PUNCHLINE FROM ANOTHER COMIC YOU KNOW THAT'S JUST RUDE RIGHT

Context: there used to be a comic published in The Muse by a guy named Jeff and one time we met at a newspaper conference and switched punchlines. 

WELL CAT IF YOU SPENT SO LONG AWAY THEN I GUESS I'M GLAD YOU GATHERED SOME WISDOM OUT OF THE DEAL